FOR INTERVIEW & Don't miss this story!
A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at
Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning
The floor as a Test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail
Address and I'll Send you the application to fill in, as well as the
Date When you may start."
The man replied "But I don't have a Computer, nor an email."
"I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you Don't have an email, that
Means you do not exist. And who doesn't Exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He Didn't know what to do, with
Only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to Go to the supermarket and buy A
10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the Tomatoes in a door-to-door round. In
less than two hours, he succeeded To double his capital. He repeated The
operation three times, and Returned home with $60. The man realized That he
can survive by this Way, and started to go everyday earlier, and Return
late. Thus, his Money doubled or Tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a Truck, and then he had his own fleet of
Delivery vehicles. 5 years later,The man is one of the biggest food
Retailers in the US. He started to Plan his family's future, And decided to
have a life insurance. He Called an insurance broker, and Chose a
protection plan. When the Conversation was concluded, The broker asked him
his email.
The man Replied, "I don't have an email."
The broker answered curiously, "You Don't have an email, and yet
Have succeeded to build an empire. Can you Imagine what you could
Have been if you had an email?!!"
The man Thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy
At Microsoft!"
So next time when u go for an inteview be prepared for this question....Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend/Girlfriend?C: I have.E: Is he working Locally?C: No. He is working Overseas.E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u!C: Why?E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.Story IIE: Any girl friends?C: No.E: So far chased any before?C: Have, but not successful.E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal issue.E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.C: Why?E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!Story III E: Any girlfriends?C: Yes.E: Is she pretty?C: Not quite.E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My companyis dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.Story IVE: Any girlfriends?C: Yes.E: Is she pretty?C: Yes.E: Is she your first lover?C: Yes.E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.Story VE: Any girlfriends?C: Yes.E: Is she your first lover?C: No. Have a few already.E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshoper" !(Job hoper lah!)Story VI E: Any boyfriends?C: Yes.E: Is he rich?C: No.E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing with money and you will seduce.Story VII E: Any boyfriends?C: Yes.E: Is he rich ?C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to employ you, neither do we!C: But,...... there is no position in his company.E: Then,..... what is your qualification?C: Secretary!E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect our managers' working spirits.C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!
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